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January 1965 Edition
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Local Teachers In Conference


Nearly fifty Gear Countians will take active parts in the program during the 33rd annual 'We Don't Need No Education' conference. The conference will be held next week under the auspices of the University of Bad Ideas.

Group Plans Outing For This Saturday


The Twenty-Two Club, a social club for young men and women interested in social and outing activities, will meet on Thursday evening at the Main Line YMCA at 8 P. M. Plans have been made for horseback riding on Saturday afternoon.

Fight Result


Displaying a wonderful brand of boxing, Lenny Valuer, the French featherweight champion, won a twelve-round decision over Ralph Ilrady last night before the GearCity Coliseum. This win is Valuer's first bout in five months. The French "flash" used left crosses and hooks and uppercuts in a manner that was bewildering to Ilrady.

We look forward to tonight's heavyweight bout between Mic McMan and 'Tiny' Tim Tomson.

Stock Prices


Global Fuel Rate: 0.84

Philadelphia-Brull -- $150.52
GCT -- $159.05
Hursov -- $65.86
NAD -- $56.56
Purr -- $81.70
Blouist -- $94.10
Heyho -- $78.63
Blizsea -- $67.05
Farm Hand -- $42.71
Steven Haul -- $37.02
NOA -- $42.15
Shuvah -- $58.74
FLN -- $72.00
Day Hot -- $85.52
Catty -- $59.90




TO SPEAK AT UNIVERSITY


Sir Auckland Geddes and New York Clergyman Scheduled.


Sir Auckland Geddes, ambassador to Gearlandia, and Rev.Howard Chandler Robbins of Gear City, dean of the University of Extortionate, will be the principal speakers at the commencement exercises of Bunco University, which will be held from June 11 to 14, inclusive. Six dances, a boat ride, two baseball games, and a dramatic production will form a part of the commencement program.