Review written on 6/1947.
The new F2884 Arensn looks to put Donut on the map against rivals in the Phaeton segment. This new Phaeton has some intriguing features, but is it enough to push the F2884 Arensn to the top of your buying list above G5723? Or is it such a lemon that it should be forgotten much like the F2884? Let's take a look at the details in this month's Vehicle Review!

The first stop with the Donut F2884 Arensn was the track. Where this Phaeton performed rather well. We found its 31 hp @ 3344RPMs 688 cc V4 engine to give a decent response without being overly powerful. Although it's not class leading the F2884 Arensn is better than most of its competition on the track. We were able to get the F2884 Arensn up to a top speed of 65 mph and hit a 31.472s 0 to 60 mph time. With 39 lb-ft of torque it can only haul an appalling 828 lbs... When it comes right down to it, the F2884 Arensn is for good or worse, average, well maybe slightly above average for a Phaeton. On the track testing the Donut F2884 Arensn did have some slight issues. Of course it was not designed to be a track car. But as a Phaeton it should have better handling than it does. In most cases in the real world this shouldn't be any problem. But it is still sub-par at best.

The Donut F2884 Arensn is the definition of basic transportation. The seats feel like they're chiseled out of concrete. The dash isn't much better. And features? What features?

Amazingly spacey the Donut F2884 Arensn can bost 29 cu-ft interior and cargo space. This vehicle is massive compared to most. It's one of our top choices when it comes to practicality.

When the first button fell inside the dash board we were curious. When the door fell off, we were interested. When a gust of wind broke it into hundreds of pieces we were astonished. And that my friends is all there is to say about the build quality of the Donut F2884 Arensn.

The Donut F2884 Arensn is not exactly dependable. It won't last a million miles, but it will get you down the road. Do expect a few issues over the lifetime of the vehicle. But most are fixable.

At this point in testing we would normally take the Donut F2884 Arensn out on the roads. However our test driver barely made it out of the parking lot before running out of fuel. The F2884 Arensn's ghastly 19.6 mpg means you'll need to take a few jerry cans, scratch that, a few barrels of fuel just to make it to the grocery store.

From the looks of things, the engineers at Donut took the bare minimum approach. The Donut F2884 Arensn has just enough safety features and quality materials to keep you and your family safe in most instances. But don't expect much if it effected their bottom line. There is enough there to product their liabilities, thus protecting them from lawsuits. No more, no less. If you are focused on keeping your family safe, this is not the vehicle for you.

Words can not describe how bad the Donut F2884 Arensn. I flipped through just about the entire thesaurus. About the best I can do is this: The Donut F2884 Arensn is an absolutely horrendously disgusting Phaeton.