Review written on 8/1920.
Everyone always says the Pennsylvania is the greatest Touring made. But you always go against the grain. What about a everyone else? OK stop laughing. Yes we all know the doors fall off when you open them. So what's the solution to setting the newest trend? Ever thought about a Philadelphia Motors? This month we take a look at the new Pennsylvania. Is this the Touring you've been looking for? Find out!

As always our first test is the track. Right off the bat I knew that the Philadelphia Motors Pennsylvania was not going to be a show stopper. The vehicle is sluggish, specially for a Touring. However it does what it has to. Get you from point A to point B. And while getting there quickly isn't a priority, with all the traffic these days, could you really enjoy anything faster? The 9 hp @ 519RPMs 3404 cc I2 engine does struggle, but there is enough there to do the job. The Pennsylvania tops out at 29 mph and can accelerate in Not Applicable. So while not fantastic, enough for a daily driver. We found that with 75 lb-ft of torque this machine can tow an impressive 425 lbs. While testing the Philadelphia Motors Pennsylvania's handling on the track, we found that this Touring drives like a brick. Many times we were confronted with a corner that the vehicle just couldn't handle. At speed this vehicle may be deadly.

We were mortified when we began our interior testing of the Philadelphia Motors Pennsylvania. This vehicle lacks basic features you'd expect in a toy car, let alone a vehicle that costs this much. The flint stones had more comfortable rides. It is because of the abhorrent lack of oversight by Philadelphia Motors that we have no reason to recommend this vehicle when it comes to comforts.

Inside the Philadelphia Motors Pennsylvania it feels like they could add an extra row of seats. There is enough room to even lay down, which is amazing! The 28 cu-ft of cargo and passenger space ensures that you always have plenty of room to do whatever it is you need to do. And that makes us happy.

It may not be much in this day and age, but the Philadelphia Motors Pennsylvania is above its class average when we looked at the physical quality of the machine. While other manufacturers cut corners, Philadelphia Motors looks to keep their image and public perception high. They do a good job at that with the Pennsylvania.

If you're looking for a car to put on cinder blocks in your front yard, the Philadelphia Motors Pennsylvania is the vehicle for you. It is that unreliable.

Here is a pro-stock tip. If the Philadelphia Motors Pennsylvania sells any meaningful number of vehicles, be sure to buy fuel stocks! It's that bad! The Pennsylvania gets an abysmal 8.5 mpg! This is not the vehicle for trying to save money on fuel expenses.

On the topic of safety, the Philadelphia Motors Pennsylvania is highly recommended for suicidal drivers who are not afraid of spontaneous combustion.

The Philadelphia Motors Pennsylvania fails to live up to our standards in any metric for a Touring. It is absolute repugnant garbage that should be avoided from dealer to dumpster.