Review written on 1/1951.

Many vehicles come and go. Most are duds like the Effect but a few stand out like the everyone else. So this month, we'll be looking at the Tidewater to see where it stands out among the crowd. Is this new Philadelphia Motors a keeper? Or should it rust away with time?


I was giddy when I heard we were testing Philadelphia Motors Tidewater. On the track this thing is fast. How fast? Notice there are no pictures on this page? That fast! This is one of the fastest Minivan I've ever been in. As impressive as that sounds, the 87 hp @ 4441RPMs 2551 cc I4 engine is even more impressive. Peddle to the metal, this baby will do 68 mph easily. And in a straight line we hit a 36.310s 0 to 60 mph! If that wasn't enough with the 83 lb-ft of torque will melt the tires off the rims. When hooked to a trailer, this baby will haul an amazing 22 lbs! In the real world the Philadelphia Motors Tidewater could not even handle a U-turn, let alone our beloved test track. Why the hell would engineers at Philadelphia Motors even put a steering wheel on this train? This has to be one of the worst handling Minivan I have ever driven. Mommy can I keep it? Please?!


Philadelphia Motors's interior design stands out among its peers. The material selection is fantastic, each seat is crafted by fine artisans, and the ride quality outstanding. Tidewater is also full of features other drivers can only dream about. You will not want to leave the inside of this vehicle.

The Philadelphia Motors Tidewater is one of the most spacious vehicles in its class. With 81 cu-ft of cargo and passenger room you should never have any issues with transportation. Even if you have to move an elephant...

While not exactly handmade, Philadelphia Motors did put a bit of extra work into the Tidewater and it shows. Panels actually fit and are made to last. The finish doesn't fade in the sun, and all the bolts have washers. It begs the question why buy a lower quality car every 5 years, and not buy the Philadelphia Motors Tidewater which should last a few generations?


If there was one vehicle I believe would be able to hit 1,000,000 miles easily it would be the Philadelphia Motors Tidewater. This vehicle was designed for dependability in mind.

The Philadelphia Motors Tidewater's fuel economy is impressive, but not in a good way. The Tidewater's 10.5 mpg is one of the worst in class. This might not be troublesome when you look at the numbers, but it will be when you actually have to pay for it.

In some sense the Philadelphia Motors Tidewater reminds us of an over protective parent. One that wraps you in damage proof forcefield that prevents all interaction with the outside world. While the Tidewater isn't that safe. It is still quite comforting to know that nothing can hurt you.


When you drive the Philadelphia Motors Tidewater you'll see other Minivan on the road and think to your self: Why would anyone buy anything other than a Philadelphia Motors. Simple answer, they're stupid!