Review written on 8/1964.
Everyone always says the Tidewater is the greatest Minivan made. But you always go against the grain. What about a Avocet? OK stop laughing. Yes we all know the doors fall off when you open them. So what's the solution to setting the newest trend? Ever thought about a Philadelphia Motors? This month we take a look at the new Tidewater. Is this the Minivan you've been looking for? Find out!

I was giddy when I heard we were testing Philadelphia Motors Tidewater. On the track this thing is fast. How fast? Notice there are no pictures on this page? That fast! This is one of the fastest Minivan I've ever been in. As impressive as that sounds, the 109 hp @ 5208RPMs 2162 cc I4 engine is even more impressive. Peddle to the metal, this baby will do 78 mph easily. And in a straight line we hit a 31.958s 0 to 60 mph! With 88 lb-ft of torque we were able to drag 22 lbs on our test trailer. So it can move your spare junk! When it comes to driveability, we wished that all the roads in the world were straight. Sadly they're not, it is unfortunate that the Philadelphia Motors Tidewater could not handle like its Minivan peers. In no way can I recommend this vehicle for anyone who drives on the road. It is an accident waiting to happen. Mommy can I keep it? Please?!

While the Philadelphia Motors Tidewater won't win any awards, It won't turn heads, and it certainly doesn't have a wow factor. The Tidewater does have a very well design interior. It may not be top end, but it is more than enough for long trips and everyday drivers. It makes you feel good about life. Without feeling pompous.

Amazingly spacey the Philadelphia Motors Tidewater can bost 83 cu-ft interior and cargo space. This vehicle is massive compared to most. It's one of our top choices when it comes to practicality.

The manufacturing process of Philadelphia Motors has really found something. The Tidewater seems like a hand built car through and through. The workmanship is amazing. Only fine artisans could produce something like this.

The Philadelphia Motors Tidewater was designed with longevity in mind. The vehicle is sturdy and easy to maintain. It will last as long as you want it.

Here is a pro-stock tip. If the Philadelphia Motors Tidewater sells any meaningful number of vehicles, be sure to buy fuel stocks! It's that bad! The Tidewater gets an abysmal 13.0 mpg! This is not the vehicle for trying to save money on fuel expenses.

You could really tell the engineers at Philadelphia Motors designed the Tidewater to save lives. This vehicle not only reduces the risk of being killed in it, but reduces the risk of being killed from it. This vehicle should be looked at as a marvel of preventative engineering.

When you drive the Philadelphia Motors Tidewater you'll see other Minivan on the road and think to your self: Why would anyone buy anything other than a Philadelphia Motors. Simple answer, they're stupid!